FARTBANDIT
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FARTBANDIT

Steal the Blame. Claim the Fame.

Buy $FARTBANDIT

Who Farted?

A FARTBANDIT isn’t just some poor soul getting blamed — they are a legend. A true FARTBANDIT is someone who fearlessly takes the fall for your fart, no questions asked. They don’t flinch. They don’t deny. They just raise a brow, shrug with dignity, and let the stink roll on.

But what makes a FARTBANDIT special isn’t just their willingness to accept the blame — it’s their swagger. Whether in an elevator, a crowded car, or a first date — the FARTBANDIT is always there.

Now, we’ve taken that noble, hilarious tradition and immortalized it on the blockchain. Welcome to $FARTBANDIT, a meme coin on Solana. Join the movement, pass the blame, and hold the fame.

Meet the Fartbandit

Fartbandit Character

Behold the one... the only... Fartbandit — the fuzzy little renegade with a heroic nose and even more heroic attitude. When a room clears, he remains. When suspicion arises, he smirks. Whether he's snuggled in your hoodie or guarding your burritos, this cuddly crusader always takes one for the team. Blame him. Praise him. Meme him. Just never forget him.

Tootkenomics

How to Buy

  1. Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, etc.)
  2. Load it with SOL
  3. Visit the buttons on this page
  4. Swap for $FARTBANDIT
  5. Blame someone. Laugh. Hodl.

The Fartmap

Q2 2025

  • Launch $FARTBANDIT
  • Website & socials
  • Initial meme assault

Q3 2025 and Beyond!

  • Merch drop (gas masks?)
  • Fartback to the Future: real-time fart tracker
  • Toilet paper partnership?
  • Fartnado: a wind prediction app based on crowd-sourced gas data

Every Fart Needs a Fall Guy!

Be part of the most blame-worthy community on Solana.

Become a FARTBANDIT